Hi, I am Siri, the Humble Killing Personal Assistant
iPhone Siri Questions
- How do you feel about a machine talking to you?
- Is this the beginning of the end?
- Terminator or Matrix mean anything to you?
Siri the Humble Personal Assistant is Born
Apple recently released the iPhone 4S packed with a new Dual-core A5 chip, an excellent all new 8MP camera, an assistant named Siri, IOS5, iCloud, and… wait a what?!
Siri is your “humble personal assistant” as it or she… will tell you. It has been created to take in your commands as you would normally say it, and it supposedly adapts to your commands the longer you use it. So you could say something like “Tell my wife I’m running late” or “Remind me to call my doctor” or “Any good Korean restaurants around here?” and the it… she will tell you what you need to know, or do whatever you’d like. It’s pretty awesome and scary.
I am Siri, your Humble Personal, Killing, Assistant!
Just don’t use your phone to pass secrets, bank account numbers, social security numbers, and by all means don’t give it your twitter login. Who knows what that crazy Siri might do that may ruin your life (or the world) forever.
Siri does have a sense of humor though… I just hope it never starts to giggle… in the middle of the night.
Siri’s Humorous Responses
More Siri Freakiness to Come
Have many more where those came from. We will post more later.
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